id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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