Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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