Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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