You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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