Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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