I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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