She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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