so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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