I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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