i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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