He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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