This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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