My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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