Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So many bounce houses so little time
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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