So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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