ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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