is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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