You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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