There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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