so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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