Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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