Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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