is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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