plz talk dirty to me
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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