I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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