i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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