So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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