i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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