Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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