I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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