yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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