someone threw a dead crab at me
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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