drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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