normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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