Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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