she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm sobbing to NWA
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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