If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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