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• (858): View more from California

  So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do

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• (817): View more from Texas

  When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals

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