i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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