can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
