How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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