make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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