Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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