so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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