I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
