Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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