Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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