My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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