Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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