I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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