it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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