What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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